1. alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

    you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

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  3. Make me chooseSutter & Aimee or Hazel and Gus
    requested by justanotherdivergent

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  5. tomlinscunt:

    I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

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  7. Get to know me: Favorite Movies [1/5]
    The Spongebob Movie
    "We did make it. We did alright for a couple of goofballs."

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  9. yourinnerdemons:

    white-icing:

    raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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  15. fukkkres:

    when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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    and their parents start arguing

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    and you want to ask for the salt

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    but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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